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Panned Right (Stereo Balls)

by Scouting for Cuppas

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offthebeatentracks A fantastically riotous debut single, insanely catchy brilliant nonsense. A future classic!
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1.
Panned Right (Stereo Balls) 02:35
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My right nut is getting ignored Left ball for too long adored Hitler's one ball under Austrian sword Fascist nut default conformed Of course then some balls are fruitless Bender renders Fry's balls bloody useless Esoteric knowledge; juicy diameter Set your preference to testicular parameter Take a leaf from the book of Pom Poko Use both equally or break the bro code Left nut mentions are disproportionate Fight for the right to feel abortionate Modern Britain faces stodgy problem Rippin' Jack's spree, testicular pogrom Trippin' fat balls but not with a joint Scalpel the left thus proving a point Right nut Left nut No nut Mono-nut Slapped in the schnozz by a Merican wyvern Wiping out the Zilant like terrible Ivan Gainsborough vikings fight to prise The very last ball from my cold dead thighs Guard your testes from Jimmy Page Heard he's a testiculophage Rumours abound, Churchouse's crimes Fucked his own mother ten thousand times Right nut Left nut No nut Mono-nut Right nut Left nut No nut Mono-nut Right nut (Right nut) Right nut (Right nut) Right nut (Right nut) Right nut (Right nut) Right nut (Right nut) Right nut (Right nut) Right nut (Right nut) Right nut (Right nut) Right nut Right nut
2.
BUM ITCHES 00:10
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Oh that's enough My bum itches My bum itches So So hard So So So So So hard
3.
Mерси 00:55
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Les Cagots cachent Dizaine siècles de la bois Étaient dans une autre cerveau Puis nulle part Puis nulle part

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The soon-to-be celebrated lead single of Scouting for Cuppas' 3rd album and mega-masterwork "Symbiotic Jazz Hands (Hotel & Restaurant)" is an auditory kick in the balls. To find out which one, give the first track a listen!

Official Music Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqW1KHacZVE&ab_channel=theFlyingKahoon

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released December 19, 2023

Written, performed, recorded and mixed by the band.
Vocals, Accordion: Zouéseau patate
Guitar, Bass, Drums, Beep Poet: JLDP

Recorded at:
Cropton, North Riding of Yorkshire, Yorkshire, England
Stenigot, South Riding of Lindsey, Lincolnshire, England
Bangor, Arfon, Gwynedd, Wales

Cover art by Zouéseau patate and Iris Merrifield using images by Lee Conybeare and Wikimedia Commons. Non-exhaustive list of persons featured in the cover: JLDP, Zouéseau patate, Sveinn Haraldsson tjúguskegg (aka Svend Tveskæg), Selim III, Ari, Nautilus pompilius.

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Scouting for Cuppas Barmouth, UK

Lincolnshire exiles, formed in Llanaber and ready to tackle semi-serious world problems with unique lyrical delivery and crumbly guitar madness.

Now with extra secret band members and more accordion.

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